We got a shiny new coffee maker at work today, and let me tell ya, the guy who arrived to install it was the most popular dude in the office.

In a radio station, where some of us wake up before the crack of dawn, bean juice is a must. Non-negotiable.

I thought it would be a good idea to cover all the buttons and post a sign saying it’s voice-activated, even though it’s not. The morning crew would be very pissed off. I may be coming across a little dramatic, but I promise you, I’m not.

I value my life, so I’ll probably resist the temptation. Probably.